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Cabinet announce petrol will increase to 2.70 by midnight

I feel like arnarchy coming…..

Firstly, every f*cking thing under the sky will increase. Then, to keep inflation low, Bank Negara is going to increase interest rate to combat it. Then all our housing repayment will go up. Your EPF money will seem like banana money, your salaries can’t increase because everything else have gone up, so poor desperate employees must be sacrificed to cushion the effect on “profit margins”. With no increase in disposable income and greater outflow, our precious banks will be the first to pull away the umbrella, increasing the credit crunch, to reduce the potential increase in NPL.

Desperados will have to resort to Ah Longs, which also increase their rate from rediculously high to impossibly high to maintain their margin. More hand get chopped, more wives get raped, more children get tortured. Some will resort to violence, mugging and buglary, snatchthief (although it will be more like the case of the poor robbing the poor) And no one is there to help, because the police now are all in FRU uniforms beating up people in street protest and those burning Petronas and National Flag in anger….

Pak Lah will be sleeping in his fireproof, soundproof, bulletproof office in Seri Perdana…..KJ and HH will lead the PERKIDA boys to entice hate saying because all the chinese and indians voted against BN, now all malays are suffering. More riots….

Then I woke up thinking it was just a bad dream, but as i went to the closest petrol station, it really is RM2.70….

 

Hafiz Lazim

4 Comments

  1. Hafzan Lazim said,

    June 5, 2008 at 1:42 pm

    Herzlich Willkommwn big brother!!!!

    Saya tgh buat research nak hasilkan pokok yang boleh keluarkan petroleum. Lepas ni kalu call Hj Lazim “Abah dari mana ni?”. Dia jawab “Abah baru balik menoreh petroleum” hahahaha

  2. paih said,

    June 6, 2008 at 12:01 am

    That sounds promising.. keep up the great work.. We cannot rely on the ‘sleeping guy’ anymore.. huhuu

  3. hafiz lazim said,

    June 6, 2008 at 1:12 am

    haha…molek tu peje…sayo pong nok menoreh kalu gitu…

    buke tido la…tertido…

  4. ajik said,

    June 6, 2008 at 1:36 pm

    dah 300 pohon tanam
    lepah keno panggil tauke petroleum la kito!!


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